me: (smelling my husband's head) i loved your smell dear
husband: thats the smell of not bathing for 3 days
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me: (pretending to be blind while touching husband's face and memorising his features)
husband: what are you doing? stop touching my mole!
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me: (stroking his abundance of leg hair)
husband: excuse me, i am not your dog
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me: go and shower dear!
husband: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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