conversation with a 9 yr old....
michelle: (looking at me earnestly) qiu xian jie jie, do you have stomachache?
me: (looking puzzled) stomachache?
michelle: yes! do you have stomachache?
me: (really puzzled) am i supposed to have a stomachache?
michelle: (looking at me like i'm the sillest person) yes of course! if not how can you get pregnant?!